I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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