you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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