Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
