We're like a lot better than the average bears
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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