haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize