you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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