Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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