Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Please, let me fuck your mom
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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