I am in a vortex of obligation.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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