It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
nutella sex= disaster
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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