My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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