idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
