have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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