My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Randomize
