You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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