He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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