I look better un-naked...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So here I am, sexting at work.
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