There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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