is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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