Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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