I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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