They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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