yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
