you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
