you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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