Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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