He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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