What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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