It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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