Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
