That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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