the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Randomize
