Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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