I'm really into asian looking animals
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He shit in the fireplace
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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