I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
