I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Who died my cat blue again?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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