bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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