So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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