Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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