But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
