Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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