And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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