Don't you send me to vm
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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