You made me cry and you don't even care
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
