am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Found your dick twin last night
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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