if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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