Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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