11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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