omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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