So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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