butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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