I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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