Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
