All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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